2002-03-13 - 3:38 p.m. -




so, Gary wrote in his diary�


�You know when you're attaching live hamsters to
your front door and then the staple-gun jams?�

Gary, i am so upset with you.
how many times have i told you not to staple-gun
live hamsters to your front door?
if i told you once i�ve told you 1,000 times�
use a nail gun for hamsters.
staple-guns are only good for snakes & frogs.
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Today�s Stats
Coffee Count: 5 mugs
Cigarettes: 7
Candy: 2 lemon Smints & a mint Life Saver
Now Playing: local talk radio
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�This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.�

-Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator.