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stuff from me later, but first... A FORWARD FROM A FRIEND.... Perhaps you already knew this... We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Here's to achieving 103% !! Here's a little math that might prove: What makes life 100% ?? IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z equals 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then; HARD WORK= 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only KNOWLEDGE= 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only But; ATTITUDE= 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % However; BULLSHIT= 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% Give it all you've got . . . ------------------------------- After you've read this you'll find it interesting to note that ASSKISSER= 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 5 18 = 120%. There's always somebody in the group that's giving 120% isn't there? more later.... ------------------------------- Today's Stats Coffee Count: 1 mug Cigarettes: 2 Candy: none Now Playing: "Moondance" by Van Morrison |