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2001-11-07 - 2:53 p.m. -



they say that watching goverment at work
is like watching sausage being made

if that is the case then watching a non-profit arts
board try to get somthing done is like choking on a
sausage after watching it being made

not only do you think that you are going to die
but you can't believe that you will die in such a
stupid way with such a vile taste in your mouth

and people wonder why poets drink

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from the folks at Car Talk

Physics

Power=Work/Time
but we know that Knowledge is Power

Knowledge=Work/Time
but since Time is Money

Knowledge=Work/Money
OR
Work=Knowledge X Money

and as Money goes down
Knowledge must go up

Result:
for any given level of work
the more you know
the less you get paid
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Today's Stats

Coffee Count: 4 mugs

Cigarettes: 5

Candy: 1 DumDum Pop

Now Playing: Lyle Lovett & his Large Band

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"Look I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger"

-Lyle Lovett "Here I Am"

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