2001-12-12 - 10:58 p.m. -
day one in FLA what a long strange trip. some helpful hints when going on vacation: *try to get more than 2 hours sleep the night before *go to the airport naked (will save you time at the security checkpoints) *bring food. the airlines don't feed you anymore *be thankful that the M.P.s are keeping you safe from things like lighters& nail clipers *don't make a fuss *pretend you are a sheep ---------- ------------------- it struck me as only slightly stupid that we were run through 3 metal detectors before getting on the plane but i could have gone to the other side of the airport and shot the fuel tanks without anyone seeing me. they want the apperance of safety without realy making us safer. making us safer would cost money ------------ ----------------- it is late & i am tired. more tomorow. be well -------------- -------------- Today's Stats Coffee Count:9 mugs Cigarettes: 14 Candy: none Now Playing: the sound of my son snoring in the next room
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