2001-12-16 - 10:31 p.m. -
Florida- Day Five
lets start with last night shall we i crashed like a bad bungee jumper. major migraine. thought i was going to die the ladies went out so i stuck around the house on baby duty. got some much needed work done. (yes, i brought work with me on vacation) spent the night working on blueprints for an exhibit. yeah, i know, too much fun for a mere human. trying to get in 35 hours of work before i return home. i�m getting close. a few more hours to go. spent most of the afternoon shopping. * twitch * * twitch * 10 days before x-mass & we went to the mall. christmas shoppers scare me. the closer it gets to the 25th the more crazed they begin to look. saw a woman who had this look on her face that said� "peace on earth & i just killed my husband & buried him under a palm tree" * twitch * and that brings us to my main point for today� christmas lights on palm trees. it�s just wrong. Stop it. i have seen more christmas lights down here than i saw up north where they have real snow. almost everyone near here has lights up. and not just a few. the whole house & half the yard. the power company must love this time of year. set in the middle of all of this is one house that has a 15 foot high menorah with teki lamps & a dradle made out of colored lights covering the roof. �tis the season. ho ho oi. four houses down they have the 3 wise men projected onto the front of the house & 3 white wooden raindeer prancing on the lawn. or at least they should be prancing� see, some kids in the neighborhood keep moving the raindeer so that they form a holiday gang-bang with the 3 wise men watching over them. "love & joy unto you" i guess. add to all of this the fact that this is "Christ Country" and you start to get a good picture of x-mass in orlando. it seems like every church is having a "living nativity" in the next few days. i find this unnerving. its kinda like the SCA does the bible. at least the climate is accurate. people dressing up in "period garb" to re-create the birth of Christ. they should have to do it all the way. get someone from the church who is due & make her deliver in the hay with the cows & sheep & goats & camels without any medical assistance, covered in fleas & animal droppings. bet she�ll feel closer to God after that. then, 33 years later, we could nail her kid to the cross for good friday. come full circle if you will. there are times i wonder if God looks down at us & thinks,"they are missing the whole point" there are times i wonder if i�m missing the point. ------------ ------------------ two more days before i�m home. i miss my bed. i miss my friends. i miss streets that i know. two more days. i can�t wait. --------------- ------------------ shameless plug� i have a gig at AS220 in providence wednesday night @7:00pm. come on down. i may do all improve. check out my new shoes. thank you. -------------- ---------------- Today�s Stats Coffee Count: 11 mugs Cigarettes: 18 Candy: Carmello candy bar Now Playing: none ---- ----------------------- "I can�t wait to put the key in my own front door. I�ve been gone too long I�ve been gone too far Now I�m one step closer to my start." -Jon Svetkey, "Closer"
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