2002-01-16 - 3:12 p.m. -




never got my pizza the other night.
i will try tonight.
�Battlebots� is on.
can�t have pizza without junk TV.
and not just any junk TV
for example�
pizza & �World�s Worst Drivers� = good
pizza & �Trading Spaces� = not good
(�Trading Spaces� goes well with popcorn or dip)
pizza & WWF = never never never.
pizza & �Iron Chef� = hell yeah!!

understand?
if you do then seek professional help.
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what is the difference between a scottish wedding & a scottish funeral?


one less drunk at the funeral.
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Today�s Stats
Coffee Count: 5 mugs
Cigarettes: 10
Candy: 1 handful of M&Ms
Now Playing: Ellis Paul �Sweet Mistakes�
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�Of all the things I�ve lost,
I miss my mind the most.�

-Unknown