don�t ask me� i�m neutral.
(yeah, right)
YOU are neutral.
The fairy, sprite, elf. You get the point, little
creature with wings of some sort. You fly
around, or sneak about playing jokes on
everyone. You're fairly neutral to the story,
and everyone else thinks the things you do are
kinda mean, but you are in the story for a
reason, and regardless of what that might be, i
think your hilarious. so keep it up.
what fairy tale role do you play? (this time with pictures)
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so, L & V went to california for a week & asked me to watch their three ferrets. �no problem�, i said. i had watched them before & had no worries. all week i�ve been going over to feed & water the ferrets & give them their meds. (yeah, one of the ferrets is on meds) it is a simple thing� give them some food & water, clean the litter box, let them run around a bit, & call it a visit. it has been easy.
you can see this one warming up, can�t you.
so, i go over yesterday thinking that this has been easy� & find that the three ferrets have held a Black Flag show in their cage & there is� stuff� everywhere. food, litter, poop, water, & i think i saw some cigarette buts & beer cans in the mess somewhere. they trashed their place & were passed out looking like someone had dropped them from a great height. it looked like someone had set off a ferret bomb.
deep sigh & a quick thanks to the Gods of Cargo that the ferrets did this before L&V got back so that at least i have some time to clean up. take the hung-over ferrets out of the cage, give them the meds, & get to putting the cage back together. (one of them was humming slip it in i think. very unnerving) after half an hour i have the cage looking better than when i showed up & start to round up the ferrets to put them back.
i come up one short.
fuckfuckfuck.
almost half an hour later i have torn the house apart & have gone from worried to blinding panic. i find the missing ferret in a pile of rags under the sofa, snoozing softly & mumbling the lyrics to too drunk to fuck in between giggling fits. he is returned to the almost clean cage & i make a break for the door.
L&V return tonight.
i fear what i�ll find today when i go over.
other than that everything is fine� how is your day going?
more later.
hope you all have a good night.
be well.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-Yogi Berra
