FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young WINE TASTER named GEORGE. He was SLOWLY JERKING in the DEEP forest when he met TEAL DICK, a run-away ZOOKEEPER from the SOFT Queen BETTY.
GEORGE could see that TEAL DICK was hungry so he reached into his URN and give him his YELLOW SPAM. TEAL DICK was thankful for GEORGE's SPAM, so he told GEORGE a very SQUISHY story about Queen BETTY's daughter ANI. How her mother, the SOFT Queen BETTY, kept her locked away in a DISCO protected by a gigantic BULLDOG, because ANI was so HORNY.
GEORGE RAN. He vowed to TEAL DICK the ZOOKEEPER that he would save the HORNY ANI. He would DANCE the BULLDOG, and take ANI far away from her eveil mother, the SOFT Queen BETTY, and EAT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SLEEPY TIDALWAVE and TEAL DICK the ZOOKEEPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BULLDOG from his story. SOFT Queen BETTY SCREWED out from behind a COFFEE CUP and struck GEORGE dead. In the far off DISCO you could hear a AARRROOOGGGAAA.
THE END.
