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2002-04-02 - 2:57 p.m. -
Things That Happen When You Have An Odd Job
Part VII: The Package Delivery
scene opens�
delivery person comes in with a large wooden box� Delivery Person: �What�s in the box, man, it weighs a ton?�
Me: �A cannon�
DP: �No, really.�
Me: �Really. An early 17th century cannon.�
DP: �From where?�
Me: �Austria.�
DP: �I was carrying a CANNON in my truck?�
Me: �Yep.�
DP: (grinning) �Cooool.�
Me: �Yeah.�
DP: �You get to work with this stuff?�
Me: �Yep. Every day.�
DP: �Man, I want your job.�
fade to black
scene ends. there are times i love my job.
today is one of them.
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Today�s Stats
Coffee Count: 5 mugs
Cigarettes: 7
Candy: 2 large Life Savers
Now Playing: none
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�What a waste it is to loose one�s mind-
or to not have a mind. How true that is.�
-Dan Quayle, addressing the United Negro College Fund conference.
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