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2002-04-03 - 3:21 p.m. -
so, for those who read yesterday�s entry,
here is a cannon update�
the thing is loaded not loaded like a new car
loaded like �strike match & BOOM�
there is a 400 year old cannonball stuck in the barrel.
this raises some interesting questions like�
* does workman�s comp cover getting shot by a cannon?
*does my license to carry include cannons?
*is this a good chance to get that pay raise? right now it is on the table in my office
aimed at the flammable materials storage room.
if there is a boom
let it be a big one.
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great day today.
almost 65 & sunny outside.
why the hell am i stuck in the basement
sitting next to a loaded cannon?
oh well�
at least my day is not boring.
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Today�s Stats
Coffee Count: 6 mugs
Cigarettes: 6
Candy: 2 large Life Savers
Now Playing: Lyle Lovett and his Large Band.
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�Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility
Are at the very least difficult
If not impossible to come by
We could always opt for the more temporal gratification
Of sheer physical attraction.
That wouldn�t make you a shallow person
Would it�
-Lyle Lovett
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